Van Halen's glory days are fading fast

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      At Rogers Arena on Monday, May 7

      Some rock bands from the '70s can still bring the dynamite in both hands. The last time I saw Aerosmith—at Rogers Arena in 2010—they overcame rumours of a pending breakup by delivering a flawless, electrifying set. And two years before that, AC/DC roared through the same building with a stunning ferocity you just don't expect from 57-year-olds in short pants.

      But Van Halen has not aged nearly as well as Aerosmith or AC/DC. As we discovered at Rogers Arena last night, the band is on its last legs as far as live performance goes, and those legs are unfortunately attached to the swivel-challenged hips of one David Lee Roth.

      Diamond Dave doesn't get around much anymore, but that's okay because they've set up a little wooden floor at the centre of the stage for him to shimmy and slide around on while he makes the most of fidgeting with a long scarf that doubles as a sweat rag. That's okay by me; I realize that he's outgrown those flying scissorkicks he used to pull off in '84, and I could care less whether he runs around the stage or not. But I was really hoping that with all that standing around, he'd be able to focus on his singing and deliver some decent vocals. Sadly, that hardly ever happened.

      Thank God for Eddie Van Halen. If it weren't for his shit-hot fretwork, the concert would have been an unmitigated disaster. But on rowdy VH classics like the opener "Unchained" and the set-closing "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love", the guitarist brought enough ballsy fire to distract you from the subpar singing. His extended solo—which incorporated bits of the instrumentals "Eruption" and "Cathedral"—no doubt made the guitar freaks in attendance yearn for that solo album he's been teasing them with forever.

      As expected, the rhythm section of drummer Alex Van Halen (Eddie's older brother) and bassist Wolfgang Van Halen (Eddie's 21-year-old son) laid down a steady foundation for the guitar legend to soar over, except on the encore, "Jump", which sounded surprisingly out of sync.

      There wasn't much to complain about as far as the set list went, although a couple more tracks from the band's impressive new album, A Different Kind of Truth, would have been nice. And the mediocre "Women in Love" should have been replaced with the intense "Little Dreamer", which was a highlight the last time the band played here, in December 2007.

      For that show, the staging was very basic, but this time around it was even more so. You had Eddie's batch of amps at one end of the stage and Wolfie's at the other, with Alex's drums in the middle, behind Roth's little shindig setup. Apart from a few sets of stairs and one enormous video screen, that was it for bells and whistles. Maybe the band is on a less-is-more kick. Or maybe the Van Halens don't want to be stuck with truckloads of gear, in case you-know-who stops moving altogether.

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      Comments

      52 Comments

      Ktron

      May 8, 2012 at 6:01am

      Good try Spammy. I saw them 2 weeks ago and you are most definitely wrong. Killer show by a killer band.

      GrammarFascist

      May 8, 2012 at 6:06am

      It's "I couldn't care less" not " I could care less."

      JF

      May 8, 2012 at 7:35am

      what you expect there not 20 years old anymore. I seen them on this tour it was a great night. Eddie was amazing he's still top notch

      Vladimir Krutov

      May 8, 2012 at 7:56am

      Everybody shits all over David Lee Roth, but the guy is a living legend.
      I was at the show last night and this headline is so off. They put on a great show and they sounded great. I was quite entertained by DLR - he's had to reinvent himself up there, but still has the charisma. They did a blistering version of Panama and D.O.A. was killer. Eddie Van Halen was amazing.

      Tyler

      May 8, 2012 at 8:52am

      I never thought I'd say this, but BRING BACK SAMMY!!! The 3 Van Halens were amazing last night. Musically they were solid and sounded heavy and perfect. Wolfgang was good enough to make me forget Michael Anthony. But Roth...ugh. The Van Halens need to call up Sammy, make amends, pay him a fortune to sing Roth era songs and then get back out on the road. Roth needs to get back to his career in the ambulance.

      Max Cady

      May 8, 2012 at 10:12am

      Steve Newton fading fast. Retire already.

      R2

      May 8, 2012 at 10:18am

      Great show last night, Eddie was incredible, his kid was solid on bass and backing vocals and Alex was awesome on the skins....
      To those shittin on Roth well I was too busy watching Eddie and the band deliver in spades to give a fuck whether Diamond Dave was doing karate kicks, 6 foot leaps n cartwheels and/or hitting all the high notes 35 years after the fact.
      The glory years for Halen were late 70's to mid 80's and having the band focus on material from those years with a bit of new stuff thrown in and sounding just as good as they did back in the day was a real blast.
      Lastly I've listened to Hagar sing Roth era songs and it doesn't fly, I'll take Roth with whatever limitations age may have brought upon him.

      Sara B

      May 8, 2012 at 10:35am

      The problem with Roth last night wasn't just that he can't do flying scissor kicks anymore...it was that he simply can't sing very well and barely tries to keep time with the songs. Bad tone is one thing, but forgetting or completely ignoring lyrics just ruins a song. He would scat sing or do some stupid off time banter. Ice Cream Man was when he sounded best, that talk-sing thing he does. But he ruined songs like Everbody Wants Some, You Really Got Me and Panama. Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang were steller however.

      Alfredo

      May 8, 2012 at 10:42am

      This is a Stupid Review (Paybacjk Time!)
      Of course no one in their 50s is as athletic & agile as they were in their 20s!
      Rather than knocking the staging for being "basic... even more so" I would say the No Gimmicks approach with "enormous video-screen" was an awesome MUSICAL experience!

      Logic

      May 8, 2012 at 11:34am

      I didn't go to the concert to see David Lee Roth. The Van Halens were outstanding. Roth has been reduced to the role of hype man or carnival barker.