Women in runners are ruining my marriage

I don’t know if I can live with knowing that he gets a hard-on for every running-shoe-wearing woman who goes by.

I am a girl who sabotaged my relationship

My real issue was a store of repressed childhood trauma, and I was working it out on the closest person to me, my BF. We had something magical, and I destroyed it.

Baby, could you choke up a little bit?

“What,” she said, the sweetest, most GGG look on her face, “you mean, like, cry?”

With anal the real issue is girth

I am a 26-year-old female who likes anal sex. The problem is my boyfriend’s dick is too big.

Toothbrushes are for teeth

Dan, the old perv cleans my boyfriend’s toilet bowl with his own toothbrush, which he then uses to brush his teeth the rest of the week!

How many people have had an Oscar in their butt?

The same question plagues me every year—both at nomination time and when the awards roll around. How many people do you think have been fucked with an Oscar?

What is the link between Catholicism and sadomasochism?

One of the reasons given for the nomination of Pope John Paul II for sainthood is that he “whipped himself with a belt, even on vacation”, according to a new book about the pope. If that’s what it takes, why isn’t David Carradine a saint?

Trying threesomes

I’m a woman whose “super-hetero” boyfriend is quite shy and needs to build trust before he can open up to someone. Since I have gained his trust, he has revealed that he fantasizes about m-m-f threesomes.

Munches are for everyone!

In your advice last week to Lonely One Seeks Ties you said, “Munches are informal gatherings hosted by and for straight folks into BDSM…” I’ve attended various munches on a regular basis, and I’d have to say that over half of the regular attendees at each of them are not straight.

How to take care of the hair down there

I shave my pubes pretty regularly, but I have long, scraggly, gross hairs all over my balls, which I could really do without.

When did premarital sex become a “traditional value”?

Let me see if I follow you: if this woman were unmarried and unattached, your friend with the “traditional values” wouldn’t have any problem fucking her?

Finding a fellow fart fetishist

It was hard enough accepting that I’m gay and harder still to accept that I have a fart fetish.

Some men like spanking big women

I’m a woman who wants to be spanked. But I’m overweight and self-conscious.

Fulfilling your (specific) urges

I don’t want to be a cheater, Dan, but I don’t want to spend the rest of my life having missed out on my “sexual prime” because my husband already experienced his.

Lovers who won't indulge their partner's fetishes

We have sex quite often, and I’ve always let it slide that she doesn’t want any part of my fetish. I don’t know what to do, because I’m at a stage in my sexual growth where I need to experience my fetish.